"Not often I ask to go home with a guy, but you're really selling it, now." Her smile is easy and comfortable. Normally, Faith's flirtations are concocted with care and exacted with an indifference that belies how purposeful they truly were.

But she's got enough alcohol in her to kill a small horse and Athos is actually really easy to be around. Things that don't happen all that often for $500, Alex.

"Come on, look -- says they have a deal." One night for $40 bucks with marriage license obtained on premises. Does Athos read fine print?